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Funny Urdu SMS
Posted:
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:18 pmby abdulsaboor
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
Posted:
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:19 pmby abdulsaboor
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C leykar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka leykar aoo
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
Posted:
Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:19 pmby abdulsaboor
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:20 pmby abdulsaboor
Quaid-e-Azam fote ho dsdhasfdq werwe hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho dsdhasfdq werwe hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:20 pmby abdulsaboor
Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:21 pmby abdulsaboor
I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:21 pmby abdulsaboor
Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !!!
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,
Sivaay
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Cheeni Ke
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:22 pmby abdulsaboor
Aik Pathan ney aik American se kaha k ham ne aik aisi cheez Ijad ki hai jis k Zariay Deewar ke dosry taraf Dekha ja sakta hai.
American hiran hokar bola Wo kia cheez hai
Pathan ne kaha SORAAKH
Re: Funny Urdu SMS
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Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:22 pmby abdulsaboor
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy