Jokes SMS
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:13 amJudge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:13 amJudge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun
Re: Jokes SMS
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:13 amA doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D
Re: Jokes SMS
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:14 amMuseum administrator: That"s a 500 year old statue you"ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Re: Jokes SMS
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:14 amwakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.