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Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:27 pm
by abdulsaboor
Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"...
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:27 pm
by abdulsaboor
Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:27 pm
by abdulsaboor
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:28 pm
by abdulsaboor
aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:28 pm
by abdulsaboor
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:28 pm
by abdulsaboor
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:29 pm
by abdulsaboor
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. "kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:29 pm
by abdulsaboor
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:29 pm
by abdulsaboor
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:20 pm
by abdulsaboor
Dil Main Tum
~
Dharkan Main Tum
~
Aankhon Main Tum
~
Saanso Main Tum
~
Jahan Bhi Dekho
~
Bas Tum He Tum
!
!
Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai
!
!
^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain...!
Re: Naughty SMS

Posted:
Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:29 am
by abdulsaboor
Bandar ki ßeti boli : Papa mje b shadi krni h.
Bandar:
Beti sabr kro,
DulhA abi
sms parh rha h,
Agr muskarya to rishta pakka!!!