my sms collection

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A Beautiful DUA Especially For You:

Jin Rahon Par Chalo
Roshniyan Hon Sath Tumhare

Duaen Yun Qabool Hon
K Lab Par Na Ho Sawal Tumhare

Hamesha Raho Khush
Na Ho Aankhon Mai Nami Tumhare

Mile Pyar Ki Rahon Par Aisa Hamsafar
Jo Umar Bhar Rahe Sath Tumhare
(AAMEEN)

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An English Philosopher Said,

1 Aansu, Blood K 30 Drops k Equal Hai,
Agar Koi Aap k Liye Rota Hai,
Its means, Wo Aap k Liye Mar Raha Hai,
Wo Apni Jaan Donate Kar Raha Hai Tumhary Liye,
Its Great Sacrifice,

So, Sochne ki Baat Ye Hai K
English Philosopher ne Apni Philosophy Urdu Mai Kyon Jhaari.

Because
Uski English Mai Supply Thi.

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1st Dost: Tum Kiya Karo Gey Agar Mai Mar Jaon To?

2nd Dost Mazak Se Bola: Mai Khush Ho Jaon Ga.

Next day!

2nd Dost Ko pata Chala k 1st Dost Mar Gaya.
or
Woh 1 Chithi Chor Gaya Us Pe Likha Tha.

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Mai Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon Tumhain Khush Karny K Liye.

(I Love My All Friends)

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Barson Baad Bhi Uski Aadat Na Badli Zid Ki MOHSIN


Kash Main Dost Nahi Uski Aadat Hota.

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Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
5 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR


CHOOSE 1 Eye Color then I'll Tell Your Heart's Secret...

1: Grey
2: Brown
3: Blue
4: Black
5: Green
6: Multi

Answer:

Brown:dil ki bat dil ma rakte ho, ksi ko btana psnd nhi krte
blue:ksi se boht pyar krte ho.
grey:Selfish ho, apni zat se pyar krte ho
Black:Boht romntic ho khud pr yaqin rkhte ho.
Green:Apni khushi se ziada dosro ki khushi ka khayal rakte ho
Multi:Boht flrt ho 2 ya 3 boy/girl frnd rakhna chate

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Height of Insult:

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World's Largest Waterfall and the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even 20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.

Faraz Betha tha Naddi k Kinare,

Bachon ne Usko Pathar Marey,

FARAZ ne farmaya:

Falak k Sitaro, Zameen ki Baharo.

Khoti Deo Putro, Watty te Na Maro.

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Kitni Be-kaif Si Reh Jaati Hai Dil Ki Basti FARAZ.


Jab Chup Chap Chor Jaty Hain Toot Kar Chahny Waly.


Even Solid Thing Like IRON becomes Weak when Its HOT,

And People can USE it As They Wish.

So Always Try to Stay Cool If You Wish to be STRONG!!

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.Gham me hasne walo ko kabhi rulaya nahi jata,
lehro se pani ko hataya nahi jata,
hone wale ho jate hain khudhi dil se apne,
kisi ko kehkar apna banaya nahi jata

Lux walon ney mujh se 5 cror ka sawal pucha key

"Pakistan main aisa kon hai jo 1 saal main 1 bar nahata hai?"

Yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di magar tumhara naam nehi batayea...

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Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”




Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)

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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!


Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
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boys have good IMAGINATION

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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”

o accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se,Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao,
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho,
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao!


Plz give me a kissshocked???????????????daro mat?????kiss means
k-koii- interestings- smss- send karo


Love is a bird:
u hold it tightly,
it dies.
hold it lightly,
it flies.
hold it nicely,
it shits in ur hands..
moral:
FORGET LOVE,,
just ……………… flirt

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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.
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.
.
Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”

Moral: Take evrything positively

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Doctor cut off my dogâ??s tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us &
I donâ??t want anything 2 make her think
sheâ??s welcomed.